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Cameron Fox: Ask an @sshole |
 Cameron Fox known as Cameron Fox but better known as Panda Fox or simply The Panda is an @sshole, to be frank. People annoy him nearly as much as he annoys people. This mutual sharing of annoyance has sparked Cameron Fox aka Cameron Fox aka Panda Fox aka The Panda to share with us questions that he has recently fielded and invites you to ask him questioning questions.
As a full time bike gamer and student I spend a lot of time at coffee shops both enjoying the nectar of the gods(coffee), studying, and having really dumb questions asked of me as I sit in the morning trying to wake up as I start my ride.
This brings me to create a new column called “Ask an Asshole” where if you have stupid questions I will answer them in the best way I know how….. As a complete Asshole.
The other morning I was subject to about 30 min of dumb questions by a patron of Starbucks, here are a few questions that stood out in my mind and the answers that I should have given.
So you ride bikes huh?
No I enjoy wearing spandex on a daily basis to enhance the look of my natural bulge.
 So how far do you ride a day? Far enough so that I am a little tired, but not so tired that I can’t go back to your house and make sweet, sweet love to your mom. So how light is your bike? It’s so light I can pick it up with one finger…….guess which one?
 There are many dumb questions out there, and as the formost expert on saying asshole things I feel the need to help out the bike gaming community. If you have any dumb questions that you need asshole answers for send them my way and we here at the bike game dot com will be more than happy to answer them for you….. The Panda |
