You guys don't ride with front wheels?

JH: Actually, i do train with some hot girls. fetty, dan holt

SH: Yes, I am telling you this to make you jealous.
No, not that jealous, she's married.[ed--does her husband read this site?]
No, not to me, dumbass. [ed--no we didn't think so]*
Oh, and she can ride.
A bike. Get your mind out of the gutter.

[ed--sorry, just thinking about cross winds]

JH: How many watts do you put out when you are Kilo-ing?

SH: I would tell you that, but the number is so big knowledge of it would
kill you. It is not a number to be beheld by mere mortals, and non-bike
game stadium riding bike gamers.

Just kidding. I was telling you all that so I wouldn't have to say "I
have no earthly f-ing idea," and look stupid. But then, I'm a
brain-stubbed bike gamer, so what the hell do I care?

42,000!

No, not really. I really don't know, 'cause I don't own an SRM or a
power tap. Let's just say it's enough to get a kilo done in about 1:06,
but not much more than that.

[ed--fantastic, we hate those damn things with all there power and reading and power]


JH: Will the braves be good next year after sucking so bad this year?

SH: No, karma dictates that the Braves will no suck for at least another 13
years. It went around, so now it's coming back around again. *

JH: Why do they call it Underground Atlanta when it is not underground?

SH: Because all the Southern Baptists wish that it would actually be
buried. And, judging by how much money it makes (somewhat less than
none), so does most of the rest of the A, or the ATL, or Atlanta. Can we
just go back to being called Terminus?

JH: How many consecutive push ups can you do?

SH: Is this a trick question? Or a philosophical one? I mean, no one can
truly know how many they *can** do, because that is a future-state
predicate. I know how many I've done in the past, but how many "can" I
do? I don't know - the magic 8-ball doesn't give numbers. Philosophical
questions piss me off. All signs point to yes, motherf*cker. How's that?

[ed--acceptable]



JH: Do you think that the fact that Saunder's head is so big it created an
aerodynamically inefficient rider, thus holding him back throughout his
career and keeping him from reaching his full potential?

SH: It's a little-known fact that Saunders' head was not originally that
big, and did not get to it's current dimensional significance until he
won a National Championship in the Madison (the Madison is a bike game
that takes place on a gamodrome - a bike-gaming track in a bike gaming
stadium. In it, tow bike gamers take turns "throwing" each other into an
otherwise perfectly good points race, usually because neither of them
wants to be in it, resulting in a bike game version of "I got it! I got
it! I got it! No, you take it!). His head swelled immediately after
pulling on the Bike Gaming National Champion shirt, making it almost
impossible to remove. But to answer your question, yes, his head has
become his aerodynamical downfall. Since retiring from the bike game,
his head has slowly begun to shrink to more normal proportions, but he
still hasn't found a use for the small moon that has taken up orbiting
around it.


JH: You did a one-oh-six Kilo at Nationals, what's your PR in that event?

SH: I did roughly a 1:05.684  at Masters National Bike Gaming Racetrack
Championships in Colorado Springs this past August. But who's counting?



Pick One:

Q:Fight Club or American Beauty

A:American Beauty