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Roubaix Girl: New Practice Drills; New Games |
 Roubaix Girl is a bike gamer based in bike game world. Today, she stops by to share with us her offseaon practice and gaming schedule.
New Practice Drills; New Games
While some folks are getting their dirt games on via cyclo-cross and/or mountain bike games I will put into effect my new training program.
Since the road bike gaming season is over and I don't mix with those freaky ass mountain bike gamers, most of my life will revolve around testing the sturdiness of toilets in the surrounding area as I place my very large head inside them per my new training program.
 New Program? Looks to pay well.
 Can I finish that?
I plan on winning a bunch of drinking games this year. I like winning stuff. It makes me feel like I'm better than everyone. My "A" priority game that I am peaking for is up in Athens with Eric Murphy and friends. I'm still pissed he left Florida so I plan on stealing that parking meter he seems to have a crush on. I'm gonna seduce the hell out of it with my sexy drunk white chick dance which no one can resist. That'll teach him!
Till the next time,
Stay trashy bike gamers!
RoubaixGirl
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